Jokes

What is the Arabic broken plural of “Rebecca” (“Rebekah”)?     -Rubabikia

Two Egyptians are sitting in Simonds on 26th July. The first says, “What does hassaas (حساس ) mean in English?” His companion replies, “Sensitive.” So the first one says, “What does hashshaash (حشاش ) mean in English?” To which his companion replies, “Shenshitive.”

Make your own joke kit: Basically you just think of some random phenomenon in Cairo and then say, “What is the deal with that” in a Seinfeld voice. Here’s a classic In Living Color skit utilizing this strategy.

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